Burger King

2015-01-30

James Deen

Description

Feeling the pangs of hunger sink it’s claws upon him, James Deen sets out in his car, to look for food. He’s dressed in his favorite shirt and jacket, his hair is made up just the way he wanted it to. It was dark when he got to town and still haven’t decided where he’ll get his meal. He drives around and pokes his head to places, judging their offerings and deeming them unacceptable. They were just not enough to satisfy his hunger. So James drove around and circled back, until he finally decided that tonight, he would be dining like a king… at Burger King. James has always loved burgers and fries. The combination of the two brings joy to his palate. So without further ado he drives up to the intercom and started ordering burgers left and right. He orders whooping whoppers, giant milkshakes, and large fries. He gets quarter pounders, flame-grilled beef patties, and large servings of chicken nuggets. He generally just ordered the entire menu of burger king. The attendant can’t decide whether to be exasperated or amazed at the large amount of food he is ordering. But their job is not to question, so James encountered no resistance from their side. Almost 30 minutes had passed before James could complete his order. The receipt that was given to him was almost 2 feet long. He happily tucks the receipt somewhere and patiently waited for his order at the designated window. Finally it arrived and he was given his bags of food. An amused crew hands him 3 or 5 paper bags for of food and thank him for his patronage then bid him to come again. James returned the salutation and drove off with his spoils. He got into the parking lot and took his food out the back for inspection. He laid them out on the back of his truck and happily shows off his order. After a few minutes of fiddling around, he is satisfied that they got all his order right. He gives a thumbs up and the screen fades to black.

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