Description

James Deen is sitting in a white couch inside his living room wearing the usual, a plain colored T-shirt and a pair of denim jeans. A cake that looks like a dog with a party hat on is on top of his brown coffee table. James tells a little bit of history on how he came across this weird-looking cake. It all began with his active day travelling that he is able to see this cake. He mentions that the moment he laid his eyes on the cake, it spoke to him. He says that it’s not the ugliest or most horrible-looking cake to be ever created but it seems like the pride of the cake maker. Even though doesn’t look appetizing, he assumes that this gorgeous doll, as he refers to it, is delicious. The main reason is that whenever he sees a cake, he wants it to be in the shape of an animal that she always wants to eat. And whenever she thinks of a specific animal to eat, the first thing that comes into mind is a cute little dog. James looks very excited to taste test the cake that he couldn’t stop talking about it. He even jokes that the reason of his very existence in this world is to finally have a taste of the dog cake. James begins taste testing and gets some icing from the dog’s tail. His revelation, well, icing tastes like icing. He then heads to the middle section and gets a mouthful of the cake and says it’s a little dry. He proceeds to take another large size of the cake from the dog’s head. In conclusion, James Deen sees the dog cake as two pieces of cupcakes with a shit load of icing. His favorite thing about the cake is the fancy ring that comes with it.