Description

James Deen is wearing lederhosen, a traditional Bavarian attire that men wear during Octoberfest in Germany. He sits on the steps in the garden. James states a fact about Octoberfest In Germany. He says that they drink a lot of cheap beer. He then Introduces each beer and reminisces on his gutter-punk days as a young lad in a park. Today, he is tasting German beers. Some are available in 40-ounces bottles while others are in cans. Every time that he drinks beer, he puts the bottle or can inside a brown paper bag. He’s doing it just like the Germans do. James kicks off his beer tasting with the Steel Reserve 211. He drinks some and says that it tastes exactly as he remembers it. He keeps laughing then acts disgusted as if saying that the beer doesn’t taste good. Olde English 800 is his second choice. He burps after he gulps the liquor. It contains 7.5% of alcohol. As compared to the Steel Reserve 211, he says that Olde English is downright delicious. He chooses King Cobra for his third beer. He says it’s boring. It wants to be a beer but can’t quite be a beer. He compares its taste to O’doul’s. He then gulps Olde English again to wash his palettes. Mickeys follows the list. He looks for the alcohol percentage in it but doesn’t fit it. He doesn’t want to drink it but still drinks it anyway. James proceeds to Natural Ice which is just 32 ounces. He mentions that It tastes like Budweiser trying to make a malt liquor. He then gulps some of the Olde English, calling it his faithful friend, again. He seems drunk already as he measures the liquor content with his fingers. High Life is the next beer he tastes and says it’s not bad but he prefers the Mickeys over it. The Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Hipster brew, as he calls it comes next. He holds the bottle with his pinky finger raised before he drinks it. He says it’s the classy way to drink beer. He compares its taste to IPA, Indian pale ale. The Smirnoff Ice follows. James is definitely drunk now as he shows his shock after finding out that it can be opened by twisting the cap. He mentions that the beer is delicious and now he takes back every bad thing that he said about Smirnoff Ice. After finishing with the 40-ounces bottles of beer, James heads on to the beers in can. He excitedly begins with the Steel Reserve 211 Alloy Series Blk Berry mainly because it’s new. He opens the can and asks if the staff can smell it. He then drinks and frowns. He obviously doesn’t like it and decided to drinks Olde English again. The Budweiser Camato comes next. He describes it by saying it looks like a Bloody Mary. It is clam juice not tomato juice. The consistency of the liquid is not what he expected. He takes a sip, spits it out and says he’s not drinking it. He goes for the Olde English once again. Four Loko is the last one. He says he doesn’t want to drink it but still grabs it. Seeing it is in watermelon flavor, he says he’s pregnant so he can’t drink it. It actually takes too long before he takes a sip. He doesn’t like it, obviously. The disgusting look on his face says it all. In the end, James Deen chooses Olde English 800 as the best beer not only because it tastes good but also because it is cheap. He also mentions that Mickeys and High Life are good beers. Steel Reserve 211 is not delicious but can fuck someone up.